Where's all the reliable plumbing gone?

Soooo, I wake up this morning ready to take a shower and start my day. Walk into the bathroom and turn on a faucet. What came out can only be described as the saddest, most pitiful excuse for a stream of water I'd ever seen. So I went to a toilet and tried to flush it: the toilet said 'no'. Shower? Not happenin'. So now I'm all stinky and I still need to go to class. Thanks HU, I feel like my $30,000 is really going to good use. This is a recurring thing here though, our plumbing is simply unreliable, always bursting, breaking, freezing, rusting, or being stopped up. I'd kinda appreciate not having to worry if the waters' flowing everytime I walk into the bathroom. That's just me. Anyway, let's wash!

-On the Cusp (of STANK)