Where's all the reliable plumbing gone?

Soooo, I wake up this morning ready to take a shower and start my day. Walk into the bathroom and turn on a faucet. What came out can only be described as the saddest, most pitiful excuse for a stream of water I'd ever seen. So I went to a toilet and tried to flush it: the toilet said 'no'. Shower? Not happenin'. So now I'm all stinky and I still need to go to class. Thanks HU, I feel like my $30,000 is really going to good use. This is a recurring thing here though, our plumbing is simply unreliable, always bursting, breaking, freezing, rusting, or being stopped up. I'd kinda appreciate not having to worry if the waters' flowing everytime I walk into the bathroom. That's just me. Anyway, let's wash!

-On the Cusp (of STANK)

Stress

Done with classes and presentations and all I want to do is sleep. Can I do that? Noooo because I have to somehow buy two 1/2 inch binders when I have no transportation, I have to FINISH the work that goes IN the binders, I need to actually START my research paper that I've been neglecting and can't find any research for, and I have to study for 2 tests. A-yo college, what's good? Let's crash and burn >.<

-On the Cusp (of Insanity)